I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.

I knew when I wrote the line “light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson” [from the song “Slow Jamz"] I was going to be a big star.

Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive.

The way Kathy Lee needs Regis, that's the way I need Jesus.

I love [my father] so much with all my heart and my soul with every bone in my body I love him so much because he's done so much for me.

Time is the only luxury. It's the only thing you can't get back. If you lose your luggage - I'm not gonna say the obvious brand of luggage that I'd normally say because I've got a meeting with them soon - if you lose your expensive luggage at the airport, you can get that back. You can't get the time back.

I try to get as close to a childlike level as possible because we were all artists back then.