I love [Kim Kardashian] nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked.

I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants.

First rule in this world baby... don't believe ANYTHING you see on the news.

"[My Beautiful] Dark [Twisted] Fantasy" and "Watch the Throne": neither was nominated for Album of the Year, and I made both of those in one year. I don't know if this is statistically right, but I'm assuming I have the most Grammys of anyone my age, but I haven't won one against a white person. But the thing is, I don't care about the Grammys; I just would like for the statistics to be more accurate.

I really liked the sound of some projects that Jon Brion had worked on. I was always considered this crazy hothead kid, but I would always just go and just really break bread with someone who I respected. I will completely bow to anybody I respect.

Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the raising sun.

I looked at Justin, and I was like: “Do you want me to go onstage for you?"