I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

I never seen snakes on a plane

If you see a black family, it's looting, but if it's a white family they are looking for food.

I understand culture. I am the nucleus.

Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.

My attitude is tattooed that means it's permanent