I spent two of my checks in telemarketing when I was 18 years old on my first pair of Gucci slippers, and this was before H&M and Zara. You couldn't just find cool stuff growing up, and for me, I care about cool stuff, it means a lot to me and people like me.

Couldn't afford a car so he named his daughter Alexis

Rome wasn't built in a day, and the internet is our new Rome

I guess every superhero need his theme music.

I'm supposed to be a musical genius, but I can't work the car seat that well.

Okay, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it’ll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going that’s when I give the best, illest quotes. Literally, a whisper can throw it off.

Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby.