I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe i'm not actually a huge douche...

I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

If you see a black family, it's looting, but if it's a white family they are looking for food.

My wife has dated broke black dudes.

I'm gonna be the first hip-hop designer and because of that, I'm gonna be bigger than Walmart.

Okay, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it’ll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going that’s when I give the best, illest quotes. Literally, a whisper can throw it off.

Nothing in life is promised except death.