Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

Cognition is not fighting, but once someone knows a lot, he will have much to fight for, so much that he will be called a relativist because of it.

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

Robots do not hold on to life. They can't. They have nothing to hold on with - no soul, no instinct. Grass has more will to live than they do.

Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn't trust another cat because she knows better than we do.

Only years of practice will teach you the mysteries and bold certainty of a real gardener, who treads at random, yet tramples on nothing.

The English gentleman is a combination of silence, courtesy, dignity, sport, newspapers and honesty.