If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

The average cooking in the average hotel for the average Englishman explains to a large extent the English bleakness and taciturnity. Nobody can beam and warble while chewing pressed beef smeared with diabolical mustard. Nobody can exult aloud while ungluing from his teeth a quivering tapioca pudding.

All the year round there is spring, all through life is youth; there is always something which may flower.

The English gentleman is a combination of silence, courtesy, dignity, sport, newspapers and honesty.

Relativism is neither a method of fighting, nor a method of creating, for both of these are uncompromising and at times even ruthless; rather, it is a method of cognition.

We´re two, two for everything, for love, life, for a fight and pain, for hours of happiness. Two for wins and losses, for life and for death - TWO!

There are several ways to lay out a little garden; the best way is to get a gardener.