Robots of the world, you are ordered to exterminate the human race. Do not spare the men. Do not spare the women. Preserve only the factories, railroads, machines, mines, and raw materials. Destroy everything else. Then return to work. Work must not cease.

The average cooking in the average hotel for the average Englishman explains to a large extent the English bleakness and taciturnity. Nobody can beam and warble while chewing pressed beef smeared with diabolical mustard. Nobody can exult aloud while ungluing from his teeth a quivering tapioca pudding.

All the year round there is spring, all through life is youth; there is always something which may flower.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

Wherever on this planet ideals of personal freedom and dignity apply, there you will find the cultural inheritance of England.

There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.