A short life is better for mankind, for a long life would deprive man of his optimism.
Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.
You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.
Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.