So,high heels weren't a modern invention. I couldn't believe women had been putting up with these torture devices for centuries.

I left it with a warmer,” he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it.

I’d never known that anyone could kiss in English, kiss in apologies.

But you were Mine. My child. And I would not give you up.

Let me get this straight. First you decide I'm a demon because of a power I didn't ask for and don't even understand. Then when that falls through you label me a fallen sybil and a ho. Am I missing something or do you just not like me

I don’t know. Just pick one.” “Well, there’s a lot of choice. I mean, you got your flavored, your ridged, your pre-lubed, your thin, your super-ultra-thin, your super-ultra-thin-pre-lubed, your…Huh.” “Huh what?” “Would you look at this?” he asked, examining a small box. “It says it glows in the dark.

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.