It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.

They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy you’re convinced we’re about to have in the backyard.” “Dory! Just go!” “I’ll go with,” Ray said, getting up. “I need a snack.” Which was how I ended up condom shopping with a vampire.

Thank you, Captain Obvious." "I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.

Stercus Accidit. [barren happens]

To know Pritkin was to want to kill him, but so far I'd resisted temptation.

This was Dante's. Crazy was what we had for breakfast when we ran out of Corn Flakes

I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.