Oooh! Stop that. When you smile at me I want all of it." "What?" He looked confused

When insane things start to arrange themselves in sane patterns around you, you know you got problems.

We were watching Barrons. Why were you watching Barrons? Barrons needs watching.

Question: When you’re one of the few people who can do something to fix a problem, just how responsible does that make you for it? Answer: It’s how you choose to answer that question that defines you.

I am a kite in a tornado but I have a long string. There is tension in my line. Somewhere, someone is holding onto the other end and, although it cannot spare me this storm, it will not let me be lost while I regain my strength. It is enough.

I'd vowed years ago to go to the grave the same way I'd been born, just a lot more wrinkly.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.