Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I and life: The case was settled chivalrously. The opponents parted without having made up.

If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.

A man's jealousy is a social institution; a woman's prostitution is an instinct.

Christian morality prefers remorse to precede lust, and then lust not to follow.

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.