Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.
Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.
The blind won't admit that I have eyes in my head, and the deaf say that I'm dumb.
Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.
Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure
A philistine is habitually bored and looks for things that won't bore him. An artist finds things boring, but is never bored.