When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves like a beast, he says 'After all, I'm only human.

If children had been told that they could not blow their noses, this alone would make adults blush.

Most people are sick. But only a few know that this is something they can be proud of. These are the psychoanalysts.

The most incomprehensible talk comes from people who have no other use for language than to make themselves understood.

He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.

An idea's birth is legitimate if one has the feeling that one is catching oneself plagiarizing oneself.

I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.