When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves like a beast, he says 'After all, I'm only human.

Most people are sick. But only a few know that this is something they can be proud of. These are the psychoanalysts.

Children today laugh at fathers who tell them about dragons. It is necessary to make fear a required subject; otherwise children will never learn it.

He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.

Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.

A snob is unreliable. The work he praises might just be good.

War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation that the other fellow will be worse off; then, the satisfaction that he isn't any better off; and, finally, the surprise at everyone's being worse off.