Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.

To write a novel may be pure pleasure. To live a novel presents certain difficulties. As for reading a novel, I do my best to get out of it.

Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.

I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.

It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is simply that one cannot have lived without one.

Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.