Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.

I have often been asked to be fair and view a matter from all sides. I did so, hoping that something might improve if I viewed allsides of it. But the result was the same. So I went back to viewing things only from one side, which saves me a lot of work and disappointment. For it is comforting to regard something as bad and to be able to use one's prejudice as an excuse.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Children today laugh at fathers who tell them about dragons. It is necessary to make fear a required subject; otherwise children will never learn it.

Many desire to kill me, and many wish to spend an hour chatting with me. The law protects me from the former.

Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.