Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.

I and life: The case was settled chivalrously. The opponents parted without having made up.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket.

When I don't make any progress, it is because I have bumped into the wall of language. Then I draw back with a bloody head. And would like to go on.

Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.