A historian is not always a prophet facing backwards, but a journalist is always someone who afterwards knew everything beforehand.
Karl KrausHow unreliable is the woman caught being faithful! Today she is faithful to you, tomorrow to another.
Karl KrausI have to do this, as long as it is at all possible; for if those who are obliged to look after commas had always made sure they were in the right place, then Shanghai would not be burning.
Karl KrausI knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.
Karl Kraus