The new psychiatrists say that everything and anything can be traced back to sexual causes. Their method, for example, could be explained as the eroticism of father confessors.

One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.

There are writers who can express in as little as twenty pages what I occasionally need as many as two for.

Prussia: freedom of movement with a muzzle. Austria: an isolation cell in which screaming is allowed.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.