There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.

A father's pride, laid on thick, has always made me wish that the fellow had at least experienced some pain during procreation.

My request that my writing be read twice has aroused great indignation. Unjustly so. After all, I do not ask that they be read once.

If by day art is in the service of business, the evenings are devoted to the businessman's enjoyment of it. That is asking a lot of art, but art and the businessman make it work.

There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.