Most critics write critiques which are by the authors they write critiques about. That would not be so bad, but then most authorswrite works which are by the critics who write critiques about them.

If children had been told that they could not blow their noses, this alone would make adults blush.

Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.

How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.

Most people are sick. But only a few know that this is something they can be proud of. These are the psychoanalysts.

What is a historian? Someone who doesn't write well enough to work on a daily.

Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.