An idea's birth is legitimate if one has the feeling that one is catching oneself plagiarizing oneself.

In case of doubt, decide in favor of what is correct.

What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket.

The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.

Love thy neighbor as thyself. Because each of us is his own neighbor.

War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is satisfied that he too is suffering; in the end, one is surprised that everyone has lost.

Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.