A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.

The most incomprehensible talk comes from people who have no other use for language than to make themselves understood.

A comprehensive education is a well-stocked pharmacy: but we have no assurance that potassium cyanide will not be administered fora head cold.

A man's jealousy is a social institution; a woman's prostitution is an instinct.

Blushing, palpitations, a bad conscience--this is what you get if you haven't sinned.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.

Lord, forgive them, for they know what they do!