A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

A philistine is habitually bored and looks for things that won't bore him. An artist finds things boring, but is never bored.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.

Moral responsibility is what is lacking in a man when he demands it of a woman.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.

Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.