A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

In the theater one must sit in such a way that one sees the audience as a dark mass. Then it cannot bother one more than it does an actor. Nothing is more disturbing than being able to distinguish individuals in the crowd.

Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.

A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.

Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind the purpose of existence.