Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

I have often been asked to be fair and view a matter from all sides. I did so, hoping that something might improve if I viewed allsides of it. But the result was the same. So I went back to viewing things only from one side, which saves me a lot of work and disappointment. For it is comforting to regard something as bad and to be able to use one's prejudice as an excuse.

In a well-run mental household there ought to be a thorough cleaning at the threshold of consciousness a few times a year.

Love thy neighbor as thyself. Because each of us is his own neighbor.

How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.

One can translate an editorial but not a poem. For one can go across the border naked but not without one's skin; for, unlike clothes, one cannot get a new skin.