Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

They judge lest they be judged.

My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.

So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.

The heroes of obtrusiveness, people with whom no soldier would lie down in the trenches, though he has to submit to being interviewed by them, break into recently abandoned royal castles so that they can report, "We got there first!" It would be far less shameful to be paid for committing atrocities than for fabricating them.

Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.

It is either a half-truth or a truth and a half.