To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.
Sexual enlightenment is that hardhearted process which for hygienic reasons forbids young people to satisfy their curiosity themselves.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.