Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.
Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.
Nowadays the thief cannot be distinguished from his victim. Neither has any valuable objects on him.
News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichés walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.