Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.
I am already so popular that anyone who vilifies me becomes more popular than I am.
Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality.
Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.