What the teachers digest, the pupils eat.

The ultimate aim of psychoanalysis is to attribute art to mental weakness, and then to trace the weakness back to the point where, according to analytic dogma, it originated namely, the lavatory.

The triumph of morality: A thief who has broken into a bedroom claims his sense of shame had been outraged, and by threatening theoccupants with exposure of an immoral act he blackmails them into not bringing charges for burglary.

Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.

To be perfect, one lacks only a defect.

I would have stage-fright if I had to speak with every one of the people before whom I speak.

There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him anything.