The ultimate aim of psychoanalysis is to attribute art to mental weakness, and then to trace the weakness back to the point where, according to analytic dogma, it originated namely, the lavatory.

I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.

The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.

To have no ideas and being able to express them is the essence of journalism.

Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.