I have decided many a stylistic problem first by my head, then by heads or tails.
The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.
To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.
Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.
Anesthesia: wounds without pain. Neurasthenia: pain without wounds.
Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.