I have decided many a stylistic problem first by my head, then by heads or tails.

I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.

Nothing is more horrible than my self in the mirror of hysteria. Nothing is more vulgar than my style in the hands of another. Toimitate me is to punish me.

Ask your neighbor only about things you know better yourself. Then his advice could prove valuable.

Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.

Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.

Love thy neighbor as thyself. Because each of us is his own neighbor.