A comprehensive education is a well-stocked pharmacy: but we have no assurance that potassium cyanide will not be administered fora head cold.

Satire chooses and knows no objects. It arises by fleeing from them and their forcing themselves upon it.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.

A comprehensive education is a well-stocked pharmacy: but we have no assurance that potassium cyanide will not be administered fora head cold.

Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.