The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.
Diplomacy is a game of chess in which the nations are checkmated.
One of the most widespread diseases is diagnosis.
Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.
Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket.