Satire chooses and knows no objects. It arises by fleeing from them and their forcing themselves upon it.

Not greeting people isn't enough. One also doesn't greet people one doesn't know.

You don't even live once.

So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.

Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.

I have often been asked to be fair and view a matter from all sides. I did so, hoping that something might improve if I viewed allsides of it. But the result was the same. So I went back to viewing things only from one side, which saves me a lot of work and disappointment. For it is comforting to regard something as bad and to be able to use one's prejudice as an excuse.

My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.