Satire chooses and knows no objects. It arises by fleeing from them and their forcing themselves upon it.

Moral responsibility is what is lacking in a man when he demands it of a woman.

What the teachers digest, the pupils eat.

One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.

There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure