He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.

Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.

The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.

A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.

If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.

Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.