Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.
Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.
Love thy neighbor as thyself. Because each of us is his own neighbor.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.