A father's pride, laid on thick, has always made me wish that the fellow had at least experienced some pain during procreation.
Karl KrausThe discovery of the North Pole is one of those realities which could not be avoided. It is the wages which human perseverance pays itself when it thinks that something is taking too long. The world needed a discoverer of the North Pole, and in all areas of social activity, merit was less important here than opportunity.
Karl Kraus