Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

A historian is often only a journalist facing backwards.

Cosmetics is the science of a woman's cosmos.

You'd be surprised how hard it can often be to translate an action into an idea.

Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.

Humanity and bestiality: when will the former finally be uttered with the flavor of hate and the latter with the flavor of love? Does a lion tear his fellow lion to pieces?