Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

They judge lest they be judged.

You'd be surprised how hard it can often be to translate an action into an idea.

Talent is often a defect in character.

Since the day man first tried to conquer space, the earth has been mobilizing.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.

To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.