Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.
A great deal of learning can be packed into an empty head.
I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.
The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.
Contemporaries live from second hand to mouth.
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.