The blind won't admit that I have eyes in my head, and the deaf say that I'm dumb.

He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent.

Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.

A man's jealousy is a social institution; a woman's prostitution is an instinct.

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.

Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.