Let language be the divining rod that finds the sources of thought.

Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.

Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.

When a culture feels that its end has come, it sends for a priest.