If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.
A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.
When I take up my pen, nothing can happen to me. Fate, remember that.
Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.
Parliamentarianism means putting political prostitution in barracks.
The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.