A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.

Morality is a burglar's tool whose merit lies in never being left behind at the scene of the crime.

My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.

Nowadays the thief cannot be distinguished from his victim. Neither has any valuable objects on him.

The little stations are very proud because the expresses have to pass them by.

A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.