Laughter takes the tyranny of the lies we are told and told and told and it blows them apart.
[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.
Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'
So few people voted in the elections [of 1996] that the ones who did were called activists.
When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.