I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material.

A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

What goes for sex goes double for politics.