Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

I wear my sort of clothes to save me the trouble of deciding which clothes to wear.

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.

My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82, he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about it at all.

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous.