As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

I'm a legend because I've survived over a long period of time and still seem to be master of my fate - I'm still paddling the goddamned boat myself.

I've made forty-three pictures. Naturally I'm adorable in all of them.

Once a crowd chased me for an autograph. "Beat it", I said, "go sit on a tack!" "We made you", they said. "Like hell you did", I told them.

I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward to heaven.

I can remember walking as a child. It was not customary to say you were fatigued. It was customary to complete the goal of the expedition.

The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.