If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.

The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.

I realised long ago that skirts are hopeless. Anytime I hear a man say he prefers a woman in a skirt, I say, 'Try one. Try a skirt.'

Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.

It's either some kind of electricity or some kind of energy. I don't know what it is, but whatever it is, I've got it.

You give because you love and cannot help giving.

Enemies are so stimulating.