Life gets harder the smarter you get, the more you know.

You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth.

If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting.

Don't moan, don't whine, don't blame. Just get on with it.

I have had twenty years of perfect companionship with a man among men. He is a rock and a protection. I have never regretted it.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

People who want to be famous are really loners. Or they should be.