Listen to the song of life.

I believe how I act today will affect how I am tomorrow.

If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

I realised long ago that skirts are hopeless. Anytime I hear a man say he prefers a woman in a skirt, I say, 'Try one. Try a skirt.'

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

I think the reason that very few people really fall in love with anyone is that they're not willing to pay the price.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.