Not everyone is lucky enough to understand how delicious it is to suffer.

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky.

I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.

The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.

I don't think that work ever really destroyed anybody. I think that lack of work destroys them a hell of a lot more.

I don't fear death, it must be like a long sleep.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.